#1
Even the kid gets that this is not the way to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus.
#2
On Christmas Eve you will be visited by your previous cat. And that cat will show you that you should never put a Santa hat on an animal.
#3
Why wasn't the doll dressed up in Christmas attire? Did it refuse? If so, that doll needs a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas.
#4
The glow you see is not coming from the Christmas lights or the roaring fire. It is coming from inside the man who loves Christmas so much that he can control it with his mind.
#5
Fun fact: Elvis loved to eat something called Fool's Gold Loaf - a loaf of Italian bread filled with a pound of bacon, peanut butter, and grape jelly. Cramming that down your air hole is more preferable then finding this Christmas card in your mailbox.
#6
Dear Santa, when I asked you for a monkey I meant a stuffed one. Not complaining, but this one you sent me is trying to kill me. Love you! Sarah
#7
Had anyone bothered to tell them that they were dressed up as nutcrackers, maybe they would have chosen a more wholesome holiday costume.
#8
He's working on a new look for Christmas. It's called, "Red Death."
#9
Heads up, guys. Just because you put "Blessed Holidays" on your card does not necessarily make it a holiday card. And when you dress up as clowns, it certainly does not make it blessed."
#10
"Here's hoping your holiday season is filled with nothing but gym, tan, and laundry."
#11
I really don't want to play in their reindeer games. To be honest, I don't want to play in any of their games if this is how they roll.
#12
And right before this photo was snapped they were told that Santa doesn't exist, either.
#13
This family did it all wrong. Santa can't drink all that milk. He's got a million other houses to get to!
#14
"Boys, this morning your mom left for Barbados with her tennis instructor. But it's okay...(sobs)...we can still celebrate Christmas...(sob sob)...together
