14 Images Proving That You Should Grow A Disgraceful Beard Before You Die
By
Editorial Staff in
Fashion
On 21st February 2016
2015 – the year of the beard! I think my taste went from hating them to absolutely loving them. Maybe I used to dislike them because my skin was too soft when I used to make out with a guy with stubble and it left me with a rash. I guess that fear has subsequently disappeared. Now, a man with a bit of stubble is the one for me. Moustaches, on the other hand – just no.
Movember is thee worst month of the year. It’s when all men become 100% unattractive and us women just have to deal with it. Thank goodness December rolls around and we’ve got our beautiful men back.
There’s a dude that’s going around doing ridiculous and hilarious things to his beard and it’s totally entertaining. See them and more, here.
1. Octopus Beard
He looks super excited about the fact that his body hair looks like an underwater sea creature. Admittedly, it's super impressed and he should be pretty stoked about it.
2. Lightening Beard
At first, you can't really tell what's going on but as you scroll down, you realise you're looking at rolling clouds and lightening. How cute. Can we cuddle? I'm scared of the thunder!
3. Porcupine Beard
Ordinarily, I'd run from a porcupine but how could one abandon these ever-so-lovely looking porcupine man dude? No way!
4. Bow Tie Beard
Got a black tie event to go to and no date? No worries this dude will show up with a bow on. He's looking fresh AF.
5. Bow Tie Beard
Got a black tie event to go to and no date? No worries this dude will show up with a bow on. He's looking fresh AF.
6.Dodgy Spider Beard
Another octopus? Or a spider with 8 legs that are kind of just ~all over the place~? Either way, this is weird and great at the same time.
7.Peace Beard
Planning a peace rally? Call up this guy he'll get the message across without having to even hold a banner. Now THAT'S impressive and adorable.
8.Toy Box Beard
Too many toys and no where to keep them? Give this guy a call he seems to like the way the toys compliment his skin tone and eyes.
9. Umbrella Beard
Rain? No need to panic an umbrella within an arms reach. Can we share that, buddy? I'm getting a little wet.
10. Straw Beard
Anybody got a straw because I seem to have found a tall drink of water! Colourful and cute this is a fun way to pass time.
11. Doll Beard
Going a bit too far? But fun for a laugh, I guess. Mini-me at it's weirdest, I'd say. Now take all that nonsense off let's see the hair.
12. Porcupine Beard Take Two
Scarier than the first one but still, cool. This guy has shoved a bunch of tooth picks in his face and now looks like an animal.
13. Razor Beard
Irony at its best! What you going to do with all those razors, kind sir? Definitely not shave your facial hair off, not when you're winning like that that's for sure.
14. Cotton Bud Beard
Erm, guy you have a lot of cotton wool buds stuck in your beard, in case you didn't know. Got any wax? Call up this one sure he can help.
