14 Things To Wear In Public When You Hate Being Out In Public

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This seems perfectly reasonable to wear during flu season.

When in doubt, you can just do the tried and true combo of sunglasses and a hoodie. It always works.

Already preordered my 3D-printed interactive spider robot dress for those cocktail parties I won't be attending!

Waiting for train in the rain? Wait in style, in your own personal hate bubble.

For those that want to hide their beauty so scrubs don't try to speak to you on the train, this is the hoodie to use.

Keep your sunglasses on so if a dude tries to manspread next to you, you can "sleep fail" your personal space back to freedom.

For a subtle look that gets the job done, make sure to accessorize.

This is a great hoodie to wear if you want to scare everyone into switching train cars.

Definitely wear these Comme des GarÃ§ons boots during rush hour.

This vest made out of garden spikes is going to be the new hot summer trend.

And lest we forget: the Snuggie, for the ultimate in comfort and secondhand embarrassment for all those around you.

Block all the haters out while protecting your eyes.

If that dress is a touch too femme for you, there are always more comfortable, more literal options at hand.

This is the ideal look to be wearing when you're out with your girlfriend, honestly.