15 Absurd Headlines That Should Have Never Happened
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 5th October 2015
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#1.Suit: Levittown Man Fired For Excessive Farting
#2.Jets Bring 350 Rolls Of Toilet Paper To London Because London's Is Too Thin
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#3.Driver With Bear In His Car Let Off By Police 'Because It Was Wearing Its Seatbelt'
#4.Baboon Raid Temporarily Forced Zimbabwe Radio Station Off Air
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#5.Baboon Raid Temporarily Forced Zimbabwe Radio Station Off Air
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#6.ISIS Have Opened Two Theme Parks For Young Children
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#7.United Airlines CEO Pledges To Stop Being Awful To Customers And Employees
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#8.Jeb Bush On Gun Violence: 'Stuff Happens'
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#9.Suspected Car Thieves Arrested After Sending Selfie To Vehicle Owner
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#10.British Parrot Missing For Four Years Returns Speaking Spanish
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#11.Kids Say Polygamous Sect Made Them Harvest Pecans For Years
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#12.Man Tries To Pawn Video Game Console With Crystal Meth Inside
#13.Sheffield University Students To Take Module In Masturbation
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#14.Werder Bremen's Lorezen Banned For Biting Baguette
#15.NFL Milestone: Not A Single Player Was Arrested In September
