15 Absurd Headlines That Should Have Never Happened

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 4th October 2015
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#1.Suit: Levittown Man Fired For Excessive Farting

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#2.Jets Bring 350 Rolls Of Toilet Paper To London Because London's Is Too Thin

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#3.Driver With Bear In His Car Let Off By Police 'Because It Was Wearing Its Seatbelt'

#4.Baboon Raid Temporarily Forced Zimbabwe Radio Station Off Air

#5.Baboon Raid Temporarily Forced Zimbabwe Radio Station Off Air

#6.ISIS Have Opened Two Theme Parks For Young Children

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#7.United Airlines CEO Pledges To Stop Being Awful To Customers And Employees

#8.Jeb Bush On Gun Violence: 'Stuff Happens'

#9.Suspected Car Thieves Arrested After Sending Selfie To Vehicle Owner

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#10.British Parrot Missing For Four Years Returns Speaking Spanish

#11.Kids Say Polygamous Sect Made Them Harvest Pecans For Years

#12.Man Tries To Pawn Video Game Console With Crystal Meth Inside

#13.Sheffield University Students To Take Module In Masturbation

#14.Werder Bremen's Lorezen Banned For Biting Baguette

#15.NFL Milestone: Not A Single Player Was Arrested In September