I spend a lot of time on Twitter, and most of it is just arguing with people and stalking celebrities then arguing with people some more and tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about. But the people who tweeted the jokes bellow are nothing like me, these jokes are absolutely hilarious and I guarantee that most of them will make you laugh so hard you'll wish there was more of them.
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#1 At least he knows what's up.
#2 So deep and meaningful.
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#3 How thoughtful and sweet of you.
#4 The story of my life, and I always freak out after not finding it for 2 secs.
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#5 *Hits Blunt*
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#6 Explaining drugs to Aliens.
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#7 Well this is awkward.
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#8 This could become an excellent way to scam people.
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#9 Oh Canada, why are you so nice.
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#10 We have a problem here.
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#11 Seriously Dad ?!
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#12 Just so you know ladies.
#13 Well played sir.
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