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#1 “I swear, my alarm is set to go off in 10 minutes, so this had better be hella important.”
#2 “I’m going to need a couple more minutes of Piglet time here.”
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#3 “Do I interrupt you when you’re watching TV? Didn’t think so.”
#4 “Listen, my mother just called and reminded me I’m not using my college degree, so now’s not the time to talk to me about how my litter box smells.”
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#5 “No, I’m not ‘just tired.’ I am legitimately perturbed.”
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#6 “Climbing the stairs really took a lot out of me, so please don’t rile me up right now.”
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#7 “I need to pretend you aren’t here for, like, an hour.”
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#8 “YES I HAVE BATHED MYSELF RECENTLY, AND HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST OTHERWISE.”
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#9 “Don’t intrude on my quiet area. I need my zen.”
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#10 “Wait, you already put sugar in this??? Great. Teatime is RUINED.”
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#11 “My to-read pile is a perfectly normal size, thanks.”
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#12 “If someone would crank up the radiator around here, I wouldn’t have to use this bonus heater.”
#13 “I need this nature area for my own sanity. Just a place for me to get away from all the other jabbermouths in this house.”
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#14 “Oh, were you about to use this table and ask me to leave? THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN. I NEED MY SUN.”
#15 “But seriously, can you not????”
