15 Coloring Books That Would Ruin Your Childhood

#1 Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

Yee haw, ride em cowboy.

Boobs, wings, a forked tongue and giant fangs - cool. or HORRIFYING? Let your stoned brain be the judge.

Bleak, why do the dinosaurs look so sad?

Learning about history is important, and yet this probably isn't the best way to help a child comprehend the horrors of war.

Now you just need to put together an appropriate music mix to color to.

Great material to give anyone nightmares for approximately two years.

For when you graduate from coloring in rabbits of a forest nature to rabbits of a sex toy nature.

Daddy will hear the sound of markers uncapping as he weeps into his nachos on the couch.

I'm shivering with fear, so scared!

The best of both worlds, plus - the 3-D glasses are a nice touch.

Sharpen up your red crayons.

Make sure to put this book in your bunker for when the zombie apocalypse comes.

How many drinks before you can't stay inside the lines?

The plot to the next Jurassic Park movie?

Because coloring books obviously aren't fulfilling their duties if they're not making you scream in horror.