Everyone gets made fun of, but few have the courage to stand up and fight back. If you ask me, all that "turn the other cheek" mumbo-jumbo never helped no one. My advice is if you're getting roasted, don't just sit there and take it, fire back. Make sure your comeback is good, though. If it isn't, you'll get burned harder than ever. To avoid becoming the butt end of your next joke, check out this list of salty comebacks for some inspiration.
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1. Ouch!
Please apply cold water to that burn!
2. Denied!
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3. He has a point
4. If you're roasting someone online, remember to proofread
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5. Parents: 1, daughter: 0
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6. Too bad you can't rage quit life
... wait a minute
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7. He walked right into that one
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8. May this be a lesson to all: never get on a troll's bad side
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9. The fortune cookie was actually right for once
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10. Don't you dare talk about Aldi like that
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11. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a mom casually reminding her offspring who came first
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12. Delete all accounts and never speak again
13. Mom is ruthless
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14. He thought he was soo funny
15. The dude's just jealous
