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15 Creepy Things Guys Say At The Bar That They Should Think About Twice

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 11th January 2015

Being a woman in a setting like a bar is an often annoying experience. You've got sweaty dudes coming up trying to talk to you and if you ignore them you're considered stuck up, but if you're friendly, while not wanting to sleep with them, you're a tease to help out the fellas, here are 15 creepy things guys say at the bar that they don't even realize is creepy.

#1 Money

You can get her a drink, but don't start dropping ridiculous money to try and show off. She'll think you're gross, but, more importantly, you have $87 in the bank so maybe settle down?

#2 If it sounds creepy don't do it

Anything that you have to ask yourself, "Hmm is this creepy?" just don't do it. Odds are, if you think it's creepy, so will she. Act normal, maybe?

#3 Give her room

When there's an attractive girl at the bar, maybe just go up by yourself or with a friend? Don't create a flash mob or horniness around her. "WHAT ABOUT HIM? OR ME? OR THAT GUY? HUH? HUH? WHATDAYATHINK??"

#4 No means no dude

If a girl shoots you down, don't turn to the girl she's with and start hitting on her. I'm sure she's thrilled to be your second string choice. You just made her the Scottie Pippen to your Michael Jordan.

#5 Leave her alone when she's busy

If a girl is talking to a group of friends, don't bust through the middle of them like the Kool-Aid man and start talking to them. No one has ever gone home with the Kool-Aid Man.

#6 Don't insult the boyfriend

If she does have a boyfriend, don't start insulting him. No girl has ever dumped her longtime boyfriend because a sweaty guy at the bar said he looks like he can't bench press very much.

#7 It doesn't matter if she's alone or not

Asking a girl if she's alone may seem like a good way to "find out her situation" but a strange man coming up and asking if she's by herself feels more like a scene from Taken.

#8 Don't stare

The stare and linger move is terrifying. If you want to go talk to her, just do it. Don't stand a few feet away and stare at her like Michael Myers. It's terrifying.

#9 Never get blackout drunk

Don't get blackout drunk and then try to talk to ladies. I'm sure the one thing she wants is a sloppy mess falling all over her and then having to carrying him to a cab in 45 minutes.

#10 Don't bring a girl a drink

Don't bring a girl a drink. If you get one while you're both sitting at the bar, that's fine, but she doesn't want your roofie cocktail you just brought from the bathroom or your car.

#11 Don't tell a girl to smile

Telling a girl to smile is so creepy. Imagine if you were just hanging out after a long day of work and a stranger asked you to smile. How bizarre is that?

#12 Pay attention to the girl you're talking to

Talking about how hot another girl is to the girl you're currently hitting on. That's like telling your grandma how much better your other grandma is at baking cookies.

#13 No kissing

Never ask to kiss her at a bar.

#14 No sugar baby

Never assume you can be her sugar daddy.

#15 No threesomes

Never give the assumption that you want to have a threesome with her.

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