Who doesn't love a dirty joke? Usually, the dirtier they are the better!
15 Filthy Jokes That Will Make You Want To Shower
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 28th November 2014
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#1 What’s green and smells like pork
#2 What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet
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#3 What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball
#4 What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
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#5 What are the three shortest words in the English language?
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#6 What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny
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#7 Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
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#8 Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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#9 What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
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#10 What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
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#11 What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
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#12 What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
#13 Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?
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#14 What do you call a cheap circumcision?
#15 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
