15 Foods That Won’t Faze You Unless You Have A Truly Filthy Mind
By
Waleed Raza in
Bizarre
On 22nd October 2015
People talk about seeing Jesus’ face in a slice of toast, but what about seeing a female sex organ in your morning grapefruit? Sod iconic religious figures, over breakfast I want to have my sausage and eggs shaped like a shaft and balls.
Why you ask? It’s simple really, I have a truly filthy mind and little things like this make me laugh… A LOT.
Here are 16 pretty un-sexy food items that will only make you laugh if you have a genuinely filthy mind. Oh yeah, and it’s not just a list of bananas and sausages either – this stuff is really messed up.
#1 Sausages in a bap, nice
#2 I think that’s the most genitalia looking T-bone steak I’ve ever seen
#3 Two balls, I mean scoops
#7 These donuts have plenty of cream inside
#8 Just your average pen*s shaped carrot
#9 Brea** or bottom? You decide
#10 Who serves ice cream like this? Someone with a filthy mind that’s who
#11 Looks a bit se*ual donut?
#14 This adds whole new meaning to the name BELL PEPPERS
#15 Nothing filthy about this phallic looking banana split
