#1: What's the deal with fear?
A study showed that one thing that scares people the most is public speaking. Second is death. Does this sound right? So, we can say that when an average person goes to a funeral they'd prefer being in the casket rather than giving the eulogy.
#2: What's the deal with marriage?
I was once a best man at a wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying the other guy?
#3: What's the deal with news?
It's amazing how the amount of news that happens all the over the world daily just happens to fit the newspaper exactly.
#4: What’s the deal with architecture?
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#5: What's the deal with Christmas?
It's one of those occasions when people are being helped by other people, except me.
#6: What's the deal with books?
Well, it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you'll be back at the beginning.
#7: What's the deal with old age?
My parents don't want to move to Florida but they are 60 and it's kind of a law!
#8: What's the deal with men?
Men don't care what's running on TV, they just care what else is running on TV.
#9: What's the deal with a date?
Date and job interviews are practically the same except that at dates you might wind up naked at the end.
#10: What's the deal with relationships?
Men want the same thing from women and underwear: a little bit of freedom and a little bit of support.
#11: What's the deal with cooking shows?
I can't understand why they have cooking shows on TV. You can't smell it, can't taste it, can't eat it. It's like they are saying ‘Well, here it is. You can't have any but thanks for watching. Goodnight.'
#12: What's the deal with birthdays?
You know you are getting old when there's only one candle on your cake. It's like they are saying ‘see if you can blow this one out!'
#13: What's the deal with ugly people?
There are a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know that because no one can tell them that.
#14: What's the deal with tabloids?
People who read those tabloids deserve to be lied to.
#15: What’s the deal with flowers?
People celebrate important occasion by killing flowers and presenting them. Why stop at plants? 'Honey, let's make up. Here's a deceased squirrel.'
