15 Hilarious Text Messages From Truly Insane Neighbors

#1 Neighbor Bros

Neighbors should be treated like friends, even if they are not. And that means no touching the little, busty sister, period.

#2 Neighbors R Haters

Neighbors did not choose to live next to each other most of the time, and when you have an A-hold Dan living next door every little thing is an issue.

#3 Psycho Sasha

First we had A-hole Dan and now Sasha the Psycho is propositioning her male neighbor for sexual favors.

#4 Dude is the Man

You have to respect the dude who is never afraid to take a shot. This dude definitely did not miss any opportunity, not that there ever was one.

#5 Did You Call Me a Tramp?

Female neighbors can get as catty as kittens, and if you did not catch it the grey bubble called the blue bubble a tramp. Ouch.

#6 Real or Fake?

We have to accept from the get-go that like half of these internet text messages are fake right? Like this one, for example?

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#12 Hypocrite

This chick wants to apologize for screaming like the insecure girlfriend that she is but won't take a little sympathy? We really don't get the logic there.

#13 Rent-a-Kid

If someone paid us money to watch our kid for us you bet your ass they can have her. Make it four hours as a matter of fact.

#14 Sounds Like Your Problem

If you did not want to have homeless women using your car as temporary shelter you should not have gone for the bucket seats!

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