15 Hilariously Bizarre Special Instructions That Push Customer To Limit The Services

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So I can stare at them while they sleep

The ultimate cliffhanger

Loyal to the job, could've only been a pizza joke

The parenthesis makes it

Because yours is the face I want to wake up to

Pretty reasonable request

Not the tip he was looking for

But what if I want to?

I was hoping for a dodecahedron

I love that they did this frame and all

And back-up, just in case

Moonlighting professional

What an artist. You're wasted in that job, wasted

Who knew people were so funny?

That's a fine looking pussy