These are for all the single folks out there whom are spending their Thanksgiving on Tinder or OKC.
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#1 Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries
#2 Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard
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#3 The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting
#4 Let’s go make my Plymouth rock
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#5 You make my turkey timer pop
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#6
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#7 The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing
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#8 Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together
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#9 My [*****] put his ass to sleep, now he calling me tryptophan
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#10 Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish
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#11 You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam
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#12 Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate
#13 Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me
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#14 Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me
#15 They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist
