#1 By Jenniss
Christmas family gathering, 2009. Walked into the supposedly empty downstairs living room in my great-grandmother's house in search of my sweater. I found my two cousins having quiet s*x. It was dark, I didn't turn the light on, as I had seen my sweater from the open door. I walked into the room, not turning my head in their direction, grabbed my sweater, and walked out. They came upstairs again at dinner time. To this day, this probably think that I didn't notice.
#2 By pupiput
3 Freshman girls went into our 1 bathroom crying. They came out after they all shaved their heads with my roommates pube trimmers. it was certainly crazier than usual.
#3 By Strongbelwas10
A friend of mine used to bite the tops off of beer cans as a party trick. One night he got so drunk he placed it wrong and ripped out his entire tooth root and all. There was blood everywhere, but he didn't feel anything until the next day.
#4 By Runawayfire
I once was at a party that broke down into a stealing frenzy. The host must have passed out or something
Favorite moment: Some guy raids the host's freezer and pulls out a full frozen chicken, runs out the door into the rain 5 seconds later runs back into the house only to steal an umbrella before leaving again.
#5 By classicspartan
A half-blacked out guy getting furiously jacked off by a naked girl in the kitchen, using what looked like shampoo as lube. The dude was covered in cocoa puffs. There were suds everywhere.
#6 By TheSpanishBaboon
Once, i walked out of the bathroom at a party. To my right, outside the glass screen door, i see a girl who looks like she has just thrown up and is now sitting and crying in a ball. I then look to my left and i see that on the couch is her boyfriend getting a hand job from one of our gay friends.
#7 By Morgs_huw
Carried a drunk friend on his 18th to his bed, his mum started to pull his pants off cos they had spew on them and he yelled:
"suck me beautiful"
#8 By papskaples
It was a Halloween party. A girl dressed in a 80s prom dress dry humping a shirtless guy in leather pants. She ends up barfing in his face, into his wide open mouth. I unfortunately watched the whole thing happen
#9 By livininacoconut
A very drunk girl went around pretending she was about to make out with various guys, but instead she would lean in and at the last minute take a bite of their faces, then giggle and run away. She would do it HARDmultiple guys had deep bite marks and one was bleeding.
#10 TheGreatPastaWars
This probably isn't what you were looking for, but man, I went to this birthday party in 3rd grade. The kid's parents organized these games that we would all play. We had all sorts of stations, like soccer, basketball, football toss through a tire, etc. Before we started, they said that the birthday boy needed to change into his costume. Ok.
Well, while the kid went inside with his dad, the mom told the rest of us to make sure we let him win at all the games since it was his birthday. Uh, ok, lady, like we're going to let that happen.
I mean, we tried at first, but we're competitive little kids. We tried to let him score the most points, whatever. But then came the football toss. We each got 10 throws, whoever gets the most through wins. Since he was the birthday boy, he got to choose when to throw and he chose to go last. Ok. Well, we start throwing the ball through the tire and at this point, we weren't thinking we had to let him win since it wasn't everyone going at once.
Some guy ended up throwing it through the tire 9 times out of 10. Peyton Manning here. Then birthday boy goes up. He missed his first two so he was mathematically eliminated. I guess he didn't realize it, but his parents told him that those were just warm up.
He finally makes one so they restart the counter. But the guy can't throw well. They tell him he can move up, but at this point we were counting for him like future auditors and the final tally was 4. He made 4 out of 10. He knew he didn't win. He pouted. He screamed at the kid who won (but really, all of us beat his score except so why he chose to yell at Peyton Manning, I don't know). He kicked him and then ran into the house.
Then his parents called Peyton Manning's parents and told them to pick him up even though the party was scheduled to go on for one more hour.
#11 By JaDinklageMorgoone
This one guy on the college football team was like "face down ass up?" to this random girl. She immediately said "YES" and she f*cked him face down ass up in the middle of a large crowd of people
#12 By sensibletruth
A 19 year old mother brought her one year old son to a party with her. I proceeded to watch her get trashed, play beer pong, and smoke weed without a care in the world. I was watching the baby more than her because I was so afraid something would happen to it.
#13 By nandocmndo
Man I was at a wedding in Mexico and I walk into the bathroom to see two guys at the only two urinals only to watch a 3rd player enter and begin pissing in player 2's urinal. Dude turns around and accidentally pisses on 3rd player. 1st player bewildered and realized everyone is peeing on each other, pukes. All three men are peeing and puking on each other. They clean up and laugh a bit and go right back outside hitting on girls.
#14 By vadergeek
Someone putting mustard on pizza.
I go to very mild parties.
#15 By BulletStorm
I walked into Co-Op Steve's bedroom and saw a girl dressed as Pikachu, and another dressed as a Lobster, scissoring on his bed. When lesbians try to tell me that nobody scissors, I just tell them the story of the Lobster and the Pikachu
