15 Reasons Why Girls Hate Online Dating

1. This guy who looks like he has the male genitalia tattooed on his bicep and a very eloquent bio.

2. This girl whose entire profile is just wrong.

And yes, I have my settings set to guys and girls because why not?

3. This guy who just learned he should never make an offer that a girl couldn't refuse and then not do it.

4. This awesome and hilarious pickup line almost landed him a nudie. Take note, men.

5. This guy who decides to start a conversation like a douchebag first.

That's supposed to say "If you answered yes to 2..."

6. When he's saved in your phone as _____ Do NOT reply, you know he should just be deleted.

7. Pickup lines are just a risk you have to take in the online dating world.

8. I obviously swiped right. Jk.

9. I am Khaleesi, I don't sit on just any face.

10. So, that Tinder moment definitely happened...and I definitely left swiped it.

11. People still do that?!

Also...are all guys named Jacob just complete pervs?

12. No, Jacob, no we wouldn't.

13. I was about to swipe right for science...and for the free nachos and booze.

14. This was the happiest moment of my life actually. The moment I matched with Jay the cupcake:

15. This is why you don't let your friends swipe for you on Tinder.