#1
"Yup, I was born in the wrong generation."
#2
"There will be no selfies in my domain."
#3
"Wait, I'm confused. Is this the men's bathroom?"
#4
"Maybe...just maybe, she didn't see me."
#5
"I have failed as a parent."
#6
"Is there not a public bathroom is the United States devoid of this self-me crap??"
#7
"Unlike you, I actually need to use this."
#8
"You will be punished for your sins."
#9
"HAHAA PEEEEAC...oh shit, hey."
#10
"Oh, you mean to tell me you don't have a mirror at home? Or was this one of those critical selfie situations?"
#11
"I will rain down judgment on you."
#12
"Hey asshole, just wanted to let you know, you look really cool."
#13
"Ummmmmmmm...I didn't see anything. I promise."
#14
"Sweet heart, you do know I'm right here, right?"
#15
"I immediately regret this decision..."
#16
"...to my very core."
