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#1 You force your child to wear hideous protective wear.
#2 You fail to provide an environment that nurtures their interests.
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#3 You surprise them with baked goods.
#4 You mutilate their food.
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#5 You dare to expose them to age-appropriate explosives.
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#6 You treat them like slaves.
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#7 You oppress them with your musical opinions.
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#8 You horrify them with your fashion choices.
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#9 You ignore their interests.
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#10 You drag them to really lame parties.
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#11 You try to make learning fun.
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#12 You try to butter them up with your flowery compliments.
#13 You celebrate their achievements in public.
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#14 You rearrange the furniture without asking.
#15 You fail to provide the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.
