#1 Lines and Waves
Someone's been reading the high school fanfiction I wrote about my graphing calculator. No, you may NOT borrow a shirt.
#2 Honeycomb
She ran into a bear. Now she's praying that her honeycomb arms aren't THAT realistic.
#3 Taken Aback
With so many different patterns in one place, she must have asked the tattoo artist for the scrapbook aisle special.
#4 Shoulder Circle
The tiny circles are each part of one big circle, which I assume is what Mufasa was trying to explain to Simba.
#5 Mandala
The mandala is a symbol for the universe proving once and for all the universe revolves around jorts.
#6 Technicolor Triangle
Link has the triforce, but it's not nearly as flashy.
#7 Circle of Shapes
He either really loves geometry or is really literal about his favorite Backstreet Boys song, "Shape of My Heart."
#8 Golden Rectangle
A golden rectangle is a rectangle whose sides are in the golden ratio. The golden ratio is a math term and not, as I previously assumed, the magic number for how many Golden Grahams I can eat at once.
#9 Listen to Your Heart
Listen to your heart: "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!" Then again, maybe not.
#10 Lone Wolf
Pretend the moon is the tattoo needle and howl at it.
#11 Polygon Pile
The shapes may be simple, but the shading takes a careful handand a patient forearm.
#12 Bold Rectangles
"Call me a square one more time. Go on, I dare you."
#13 Polygonal Marilyn Monroe
This is very pretty, but my favorite floating polygon head is still the menu screen for Super Mario 64.
#14 Guy Fawkes
If you're prone to forgetting anniversaries, get married on the 5th of November. Now you'll always remember, remember.
#15 Dot Work
The triangles are made out of tiny dots. A pointillism tattoo is perfect if you want to attract a man exactly like Cameron Frye.
