15 Things Everyone Does On Facebook But Nobody Will Talk About

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 1st December 2015
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#1 Accidentally sent someone a friend request and then tried to play it cool.

#2 Checked in on someone you haven’t heard from in years to see if they’ve become hot yet.

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#3 Accidentally liked someone’s post from seven years ago and then hid away in shame.

#4 Scrolled all the way down someone’s timeline to see how they used to type back in 2008.

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#5 Gone through enough albums to know just how different people look in their profile pictures.

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#6 Met someone through a friend IRL and then scoured your mutual friends list to find them.

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#7 If their profile photos are protected, you’ve gone through their cover photos to see if you can check out their face.

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#8 Gotten really shifty about using the search bar on Facebook when you’re next to someone.

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#9 And religiously ensured your browser history is cleaned out too, just in case.

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#10 Did a double take when someone shares a “Look who’s been stalking you” link.

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#11 Adjusted your work computer’s screen just enough for nobody to see you while you stalk someone new.

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#12 Got caught in the spiral of stalking one person and literally spent hours stalking their friends, and then THEIR friends, and then THEIR cousin’s best friend’s sister’s boyfriend.

#13 Had totally legitimate crushes and daydreams about someone you’ve only stalked and never met in person.

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#14 Actually met someone you’ve stalked, fighting an uphill battle to act surprised with everything they tell you.

#15 And obviously, lost count of the number of times you’ve stalked your own damn self.