15 Things From Anime That Would Be Weird In Real Life

#1. Nose bleeds when you see a cutie

Hiding our excitement got even harder

#2. Being the ONLY guy or girl in school

I'm the only one with the ability to become a mage? Score!

#3. Eating like Luffy

This is hazardous to your health

#4. Acting all yandere on your crush

Restraining order for one, please!

#5. Taking a break from an important mission to go to the beach

#6. Talking with your eyes closed

I'm so confident, I don't have to see my success

#7. Narrating every little detail of an event out loud

I'll recap every event you have just witnessed seconds after they happen

#8. Going all tsundere on someone

People love it when you keep sending mixed messages

#9. Running with toast in your mouth

Gotta go fast

#10. Nearly beating someone to death just so you can become friends with them

You don't truly know someone until you beat them into a bloody mess

#11. Not dying when you are killed

Ain't no one got time to die to death

#12. Teachers won't wonder why you are never in class

Sorry, too busy saving the world to show up today

#13. Monologuing in the middle of a sports game

10 seconds left, but let me tell you why your waifu is shit.

#14. Traveling the world at 10

Brb mom. Going to go on a dangerous life-long adventure training creatures to fight each other

#15. Fillers

Life progression just got harder