Being a mom is like being in a not-so-secret sorority. Once in Mom Club, we talk to everyone about Mom Club!
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#1 You're designated house manager
You have to assign ALL the tasks and chores down to the smallest, most insignificant details; otherwise you're overrun and doing it alone.
#2 You can never find your wallet, but you have your kids covered!
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#3 You must remain constantly vigilant!
#4 Mom's are the designated everything...
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#5 and it's exhausting, but leaves no time for sleep.
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#6 You hear EVERYTHING!
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#7 You value the simple things in life that others take for granted.
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#8 There are moments of solitude... but only moments.
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#9 Nothing is better than bedtime.... and then you get up to check on them fifty times.
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#10 Nobody, mother or child, is perfect.
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#11 Sometimes you HAVE to lay down the law.
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#12 You can't give in to the societal pressures of perfection.
#13 You get favorite kids shows.
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#14 There is no
#15 Everyone has an opinion!
