Marriage is a lot of hard work. But if you've found the right person, it can be wonderful. Having a good sense of humor makes a big difference when choosing a partner. Just because you’re married doesn’t automatically mean you or your partner are going to grow up. You may often find that your husband resembles more of a man-child rather than a grown man. There’s nothing wrong with that, they’re just in touch with their inner child.
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#1 Midnight Conversation
This is a good way to keep the old romance on a roll. Irritate the shit out of her.
#2 Husband Humor
This shit never gets old. And just think Ma'am, you've got the rest of your entire life to deal with it.
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#3 Sharing Is Caring
This husband may sit there and enjoy that delicious pizza by himself, but when it comes time for bed he may remember that there is no 'I' in sex either.
#4 The Fault In Our Star Wars
Not every thought your husband has are stupid. Some really change your perspective on his thinking. But at least he actually came up with a real Star Wars quote, ‘Divorce you I may.'
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#5 Kitchen Poetry
Women just love a romantic man, and poetry is the clincher. But, in perfect manly fashion, he had to ruin it at the very end.
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#6 Emergency
The doc told him not to panic when the time came, but he never mentioned that he couldn't still be stupid.
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#7 Muggy Weather
Something tells me that this husband has played a similar prank on her before. Either that, or she really loves her mugs.
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#8 Fair Play
The last time he had his half was the day he proposed to her. It hasn't been his turn since.
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#9 Pooping Love
How romantic. This concerned husband wants his wife to get out of the bathroom. Maybe she's hiding?
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#10 Food For Thought
If he isn't thinking about sex, there's definitely a problem.
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#11 Men Shopping
He's an animal lover, so you'll have to give him bonus points. But really, where are the groceries?!
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#12 A Delicious Crime
You know, she made them for your daughter's school class, don't you?
#13 Money Matters
Look, it's a man's best friend. You have to dress him accordingly.
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#14 Hungry Husband
Man cannot live on Slim Jims and pizza rolls alone.
#15 Room Buddy
Any real husband would have allowed his wife to be on the bottom. Where she belongs.
