15 Tweets That Prove A Happy Wife Means A Happy Life
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Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 3rd January 2017
It’s a truth universally known that a man in want of a happy life should have a happy wife.
Being married is hard work, let’s be honest. It’s like juggling work, responsibilities, friendship, and romance all in one hand. It’s quite often hard work, but if you’re with the right person for you, then it’s all worth it. When I got married my father told my husband the secret to a happy marriage. ‘Keep her happy and everything else will come through a lot easier.’ When my father first told my husband, he didn’t quite understand what he meant. But it didn’t take too long into our marriage before he worked it out.
Here are 15 tweets that will show you exactly why it’s important to keep your wife happy in order to have a happy life as a married man.
#1 Hide And Seek Anyone?
He'd lose his head if it wasn't fastened on to him.
#2 Lesson Learnt
The last thing any husband wants to give their wife is grief, or another motive to murder you. Think about it gentlemen, women have a good memory for these things.
#3 A Little Accident
How terrible it must have been when her husband fell through the trapped door.
#4 Patiently Waiting
Personally, I'd say wait five minutes. Any longer than whatever made that strange noise must have got him by that point so it won't matter if you watch it without him.
#5 Take Him Back
Unfortunately, this always isn't the best idea. Most mothers would quickly return their son back to you. He's your problem now after all.
#6 Midnight Snack
Somethings aren't worth sharing.
#7 Comfy Weekend
As a married couple you're supposed to share things with your husband, so why can't he share laundry duties with you?
#8 The Big House
You'd be surprised how strong of a deterrent this is for most women.
#9 Happiest Day Of Your Life
She makes a fair point. You had to pay for your wedding, those Kit Kats were free!
#10 Insurance Claim Anybody?
Sometimes you'll notice your wife looking at you like an insurance claim waiting to be collected.
#11 A Thousand Crying Man Babies
Top tip for all husbands! Don't look for sympathy. Your wife most likely doesn't have any.
#12 Just Kidding…
When it comes to the laundry, your wife will have no sympathy for you.
#13 Never Forget, Childbirth Is Painful
You think breaking every bone in your body and being set on fire is painful? Well, you must have never given birth before.
#14 Marriage Is About Negotiation
Anyone who has been through this situation before knows too well that it's a tough few hours of negotiating.
#15 Planning For The Future
If you're ever uncertain about what you want to do with your life, go ask your wife and she'll tell you what to do.
