Not everyone should reproduce.
#1 Virgin
She said favorite position, not only position.
#2 Baby Horse
This poor child. I hope it never sees this post and finds out how dumb its mom is. Even if it is a horse.
#3 Trees
OMG, this is so dumb. Also, did her boyfriend tell her anal sex makes you "unpregnant"? Good one dude.
#4 Welcome Home
12 months away? Daddy's already home, mom.
#5 Positions
Gravity works in mysterious ways.
#6 Husband
Does this woman not know of anyone who got pregnant from someone who wasn't their husband? I guess it's possible...
#7 Sex Education
So... What did she think got you pregnant? The stork?
#8 Hugs
A hug could get you pregnant if it were the kind where his dick went in you and then ejaculated.
#9 Love
Why did that man put his nut in a girl he ain't in love with? Because he wasn't worried about getting this moron pregnant.
#10 Powerful
Oh geez. At least she's not pregnant with this idiot's baby.
#11 Vampire Baby
The commenter should be teaching a sex education class.
#12 Periods
I mean, 9 isn't a wrong answer. If you miss 9 periods, you're definitely pregnant.
#13 Cheating?
So let's say it were possible and try to talk through how it would work. He cheats on her. And so...nope, doesn't make sense.
#14 XY Chromosomes
She did the math and showed her work. But she still gets an F.
#15 3D Pregnancy
I don't know what's sadder: the fact that this woman's husband believes this crazy story or that this woman knew her husband was dumb enough to believe it in the first place.
