Every year, the build up to Halloween is always enormous, and in many ways the participants can be clearly divided down the middle on issues like costume and excitement! One half of the population spends the entire month preparing their costumes, while others will buy/throw them together on the 31st. Some women will take the chance to dress provocatively while others will choose an absurd costume that displays little skin in favor of creative ability or wit! Men are the same way! Some men pride themselves in elaborate costumes that transform them into their favorite superheroes, cartoon characters or rockstars, while others will pick their costume based entirely on how many muscles it will allow them to debut throughout the evening! Regardless of what you choose, solo costume or group, full body coverage or gigolo, here are some sweet costume examples for you and the boys!
#1 Everyone's (Toby Keith's) Favorite Party Accessory
Just don't go around asking people to 'chug' you all night, alright boys!
#2 Witty, And Yet Still Broish Enough To Be AWESOME!
I just hope the poor girl in that photo doesn't show up to the same party!
#3 Still The 'Cream Of The Crop'
Plus they're the original BROTHERS!
#4 Nice Vowels!
That guys face is writing this caption for me!
#5 Gender Bender For The Win
Cause the real bro is always progressive, bro!
#6 Piki Pika Peekin' At Ya!
My understanding of this show, and their relationship, just got a lot more complicated!
#7 News Team, ASSEMBLE!
Easy and effective lads, a couple suits, some scotchy scotch scotch, a tiny dog and a wheel of cheese and you're off to the races!
#8 Nightmare World Bert And Ernie
Want to show everyone who your best buddy ever is? Also want to scare the pants off of everyone you encounter? Here you go!
#9 The REAL Tour De France
Lance was a total bro, come on! He was athlete, he only had one ball, and he was doping the ENTIRE time!
#10 The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Puberty
Seriously though, the leg hair makes this!
#11 Life Is Like A Fraternity/Sorority Mixer, You Never Know What You're Gunna Get!
But you do though, you do...
#12 I'm Into Lifting Shit, and Civic Responsibility!
He's got my vote!
#13 Talk About Getting Blown!
This would be relatively cheap and is still hilarious! For maximum impact, don't even go into the party/bar, just pretend to struggle up the driveway/street for the whole night!
#14 The Last Minute Staple!
"Seriously bro? There's green body paint smeared all over my God damned house!"
#15 You're Beer, Bros Love Beer!
So what if you got drunk and forgot to get a costume! This last minute go-to is perfect!
#16 We All Know That One Guy...
This is the guy who was in a coma until Halloween night. And he's not bringing back that cutlery either!
