They say never let your dreams go. But what if someone or something comes along and squashes them like an elephant sitting on a bag of Cheetos? There's no way to save those Cheetos. Sure, once you get the elephant's ass off them, you can scrape up the remains and try to eat the orange powder, but it will never compare to how you imaged those intact, free-from-elephant-dung Cheetos would have tasted. Anyway, now that we're done with that painful analogy, here are 17 people whose dreams also got crushed... I promise it's not as depressing as it sounds.
16 People Getting Their Dreams Crushed Like An Elephant Sitting On A Bag Of Cheetos
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Funny
On 20th September 2016
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1. You could have lied and let her live the dream a bit longer!
2. Tragic, just tragic
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3. I experienced a similar situation once with someone I met on Tinder...
Trust me, it was just as disappointing
4. "Wtf?! I asked you for the Rachel cut!"
The next haircut might just be worse...I'll let you be the judge
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5. When you're going for badass and you end up with dead squirrel
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6. Never lie about the length!
Especially not in your Tinder profile!
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7. This is more disappointing than any sex I've ever had
And that's saying a lot
Sometimes, the harshest blows come in the smallest packages
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8. Ouch
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9. Definitely more disappointing than no engagement ring
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10. When you think you've got a new bae but she didn't even save your number
If you're an animal lover, you'll definitely relate to this next one
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11. Pigs are the cutest... especially when they smell like formaldehyde
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12. Would you still eat it?
I mean, your cat does use its feet to bury its own fecal matter in the litter box... but it's strawberry cream cheese!
13. This kid looks like his world just ended
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14. Not only do you now have less icing on your toaster strudel, but it's going to leave an unfortunate stain
15. When you tell your date you have a foot fetish and they pull this out...
Are your dreams crushed or did they just come true?
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16. I guess that career as an Olympic diver isn't going to take off
