I already know what you came here for and it wasn't for one of my cynical, ill-mannered introductions. So just scroll through the damn list and show a little appreciation by liking, sharing and commenting when you're done. That is all.
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1. Arguably one of the worst ways to wake up
2. The true meaning of friendship
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3. Autocorrect knows me better than I know myself
4. Nope
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5. Damn straight!
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6. Ya you did
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7. Time well spent if you ask me
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8. Damn, momma's salty
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9. And pops is savage af
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10. Genius
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11. Three texts to close a convo has to be a new record
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12. Story of my life
13. A week in and most of us have already reneged on our resolutions
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14. So metal, dude!
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15. How on earth did she fit so much wisdom onto one t-shirt?
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16. A tad dramatic, but still
