#1
"Got work to do? Want to relax and play video games? Nope. I'm going to sit right here. RIGHT HERE."
#2
"Oh, your favorite show is on?! I AM YOUR FAVORITE, WATCH ME."
#3
"Busy gardening? I'll help supervise your work to see that you're doing it correctly because I don't trust you."
#4
"Late for work? Here's my ass."
#5
"Your hand is warm. My tummy is cold. I don't care if you need to move your hand. Too bad."
#6
"You're hungry? I'm holding your pot hostage until you feed me."
#7
"I'm filed under cute. K?"
#8
"I knew this was a bad idea when I had to force myself into this position...but I did it anyway because curiosity."
#9
"Want some alone time? YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE ADOPTING ME."
#10
"You're hungry? Now you know how I feel ALL the time."
#11
"Even if I don't fits, I sits."
#12
"I need a warm place to sit. My butt is cold, your face will have to do."
#13
"I have separation anxiety. Take me with you. Pls."
#14
"This warm $1000 + thing is meant to warm up my butt right? Thanks!"
#15
"The smell reminds me of the dumpsters I used to sleep in. It's comforting, okay?"
#16
"Checkmate, jerkface."
