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16 Thoughts Every Out-Of-Shape Person Has At The Gym !! I'm Sure You All Can Relate to #13

By Waleed Raza in Funny On 26th May 2015

Getting back to the gym after months (or years) of being a couch potato is never easy. There are many thoughts that run through a person's head as they enter the dreaded dungeon known as the gym, and gaze upon the various torture devices gym goers refer to as exercise machines. Those thoughts are then amplified as a person attempts to use one of these machines, and muscles that haven't been used in well... ever, scream their displeasure. I can vividly remember the first time I worked out with a Cross Fit Trainer, as it was this past Saturday, and I'm still feeling it. For every person that has ever wished they were eating a nice greasy pizza instead of running, these are 16 thoughts every out-of-shape person has at the gym.

#1 When you're finally done

#2 '40 minutes in' 'Can I go home yet?!'

#3 So much regret

#4 When you decide to try out one of the torture devices

*ahem* gym machines

#5 My abs are on FIRE... I better have a 6 pack tomorrow"

#6 Guess I'll work on my abs for a bit

One crunch should do it.

#7 Everything hurts

#8 Lifting weights* "Can I lift pizza instead?

#9 Overestimating how much you can actually lift

Pfffft I can bench 120lbs for sure"

#10 When you're thinking about venturing over to the ominous looking weight training area with the ridiculously strong people

Bro, do you even insurance?

#11 30 minutes in* "How long do I need to be here before I can justify spending $45 a month for this membership?"

#12 Why is it so freaking hot? Haven't these people ever heard of an air conditioner?

Boob sweat. Allllllll of the boob sweat.

#13 When you realize you have to do at least 20 minutes of this crap to avoid looking like a wimp

#14 I hate this

Can I just go get some pizza?

#15 I'll just start off with some light cardio"

#16 Should I drink a pre-workout?

'Moments later' 'Oh GAWD, that was a bad idea.'

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