16 Vintage Christmas Ads That Will Make Your Jaw Drop With Shock

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 21st December 2014
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#1

Apparently all women should be this impressed by the shine of a man's shoe.

#2

The look on her face makes me think of a poster for a horror movie. "Yours to live with...yours to love...for keeps" ...creepy, no?

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#3

Wow...so much sewing happening in one ad

#4

Guns for the whole family! By golly gee wiz

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#5

Santa smokes?!

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#6

"She'll love you every time she does the dishes." Really? Maybe, she'll just hold in her resentment and unleash it later

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#7

That look on the second guy's face. Priceless.

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#8

It's his duty? The wife? Come on!

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#9

Can you imagine the outrage today if this ad happened?

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#10

Apparently all you need to get your wife's affections is to buy her appliances for the kitchen

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#11

This is an ad about Gem Razors, if you can believe it. Our ads are a little more subtle these days

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#12

What better way to say Merry Christmas than to remind your loved one not to eat too much at the Christmas meal

#13

Wow, that's a lot of lung cancer

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#14

Sexist undertones aside, LOOK AT HOW TINY HER WAIST IS!! Can Mrs. Claus even breathe?

#15

Nothing is as pleasing to a woman than a toaster. That wink says it all

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#16

Because women want vacuums so badly, they can go and get a mini version to ask put in their husbands pocket....really?