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#1 “Oh, did you need your human paw for something?”
#2 “I’m actually doing you a favor by giving you such a good view of me and my luscious locks.”
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#3 “How nice of you to get me my very own roll-y chair. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.”
#4 “You’re acting like this pile of paper is actually important or something.”
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#5 “I’VE NEVER NAPPED ANYWHERE MORE COZY OR WARM.”
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#6 “You should feel lucky that I’m blessing you with my kitty fur right now, honestly.”
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#7 “Let’s be real: Nothing is more important than my nap time.”
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#8 “If you think this desk belongs to you, you are sadly mistaken.”
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#9 “Homework can wait, my comfort CANNOT.”
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#10 “Is this the exact math problem you needed to work on? Right here? I’ll be sure to cover it with my paw.”
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#11 “Honestly, what could you possibly need with these little cardboard pieces that is so urgent?”
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#12 “Thanks for bending down at this perfect angle so you can be my human cat perch, I’ve never felt more regal.”
#13 “Pretty sure you’re not using this to pack for vacation because I’m pretty sure this is actually my new house.”
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#14 “No, you cannot load the dishwasher right now. Try again in an hour, maybe.”
#15 “You’re just gonna have to have bad breath today because your dental hygiene schedule is not working for me.”
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#16 “This was the clean pile? Fun fact: I don’t care.”
#17 “These don’t even match with your outfit, Jonathan, so don’t give me that look.”
