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1. It's all hentai.
2. All girls are underaged...
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3. ...And they have big boobs.
4. All girls are lesbians.
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5. All guys are gay...
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6. ...But when they are not, they are pervs.
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7. Old guys are pervs, no exceptions.
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8. You can always go to the beach, even when friends are dying.
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9. Screaming solves everything.
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10. People die if they are killed.
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11. One guy can have multiple girls...
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12. ...And the girls don't mind.
13. Dude looks like a lady.
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14. Everyone is in high school.
15. Your body can hold gallons of blood.
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16. Even the foreign exchange student speaks fluent Japanese.
17. Anime is uguu.
