17 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Cat People And Dog People Are Two Different Breeds

I love telling my cat “you’re on thin ice dude” when he’s not doing anything

— Amar Risbud (@bummer_no_b) December 24, 2020

Whenever our dog finishes eating, she whines until my wife or me burps her. This happens every day pic.twitter.com/wPHUTAijKN

— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) February 12, 2020

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

— kayla ♡ (@baz00per) September 22, 2020

I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family. pic.twitter.com/WbWcZKQD4A

— Meghan Camarena (@Strawburry17) September 2, 2017

My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` pic.twitter.com/KdU75tRYDb

— AMP (@alygat) June 13, 2019

my dog collected my parcel this morning ???????? pic.twitter.com/9nKOyoTKDJ

— miÁ (@miaxperry) December 23, 2020

I love when I post a story of my cat and like 70 people reply “that looks like my cat!” Like yeah babe it’s a cat. There are like 4 flavors

— lilibet diana (@quakerraina) September 29, 2020

My sister threw our dog a Frozen-themed birthday party (because he’s a snow dog. duh)

His friends came and even had cake. Thought twitter might enjoy some snaps of his party. And yes, Ghost had a great time and thanks everybody who contributed to making his day special ❤️ pic.twitter.com/RM6crSnLXC

— SANTI (@viStrings_attch) August 18, 2018

Our cat understands english, but only in uwu dialect pic.twitter.com/heCX2NPFTI

— 甘いと@ essentially working (@AmaitoFuu) December 23, 2019

Smuggling my dog back to college. pic.twitter.com/R2ZvjPZfYL

— sean (@5eean) January 6, 2017

Found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day and they give him lamb mince. There's a picture of him on the wall

— The Pie & Nonce Pub #pintsnotpassports ? ?? (@pieandnoncepub) December 2, 2020

Basically every time we eat dinner my dog starts bawling so we got her a chair so she could be included and she hasn’t cried since??? pic.twitter.com/EAabKOlY0F

— Lindsay (@lrparkes13) December 29, 2018

Just accidentally spilled my cat’s food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot ? pic.twitter.com/xguYNF61qd

— Kelly-Leigh Cooper (@kl_coop) October 5, 2020

Here's yet another reason why my dog is the purest pup ever. I came home from the store to see that his food bag had fallen over, but it looks like he pushed all the food into a neat pile instead of leaving a mess (he didn't eat it because he ussually only eats when im around) pic.twitter.com/MjeX3XtKNa

— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) May 8, 2019

i almost DIED today my cat my ridiculous cat launched himself OVER the shower while i was in it causing my soul to LEAVE MY BODY when a CAT fell from the SKY into my soapy arms tail smacking my FACE drenched cat SCREECHING CLAWING at the shower curtain truly R.I.P. me i’m GONE

— Amanda Foody (@AmandaFoody) April 16, 2020

Behold my dog Frida, who ate a whole stack of kraft singles while I was in the shower. pic.twitter.com/ckkVVb1r3B

— Verónica Bayetti Flores ? (@veroconplatanos) April 11, 2020

Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff

— Jennifer Xiao (@jxiaoo) March 27, 2021