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#1 When your S.O. asks, "Does this make me look fat?"
#2 When your Dad scopes the caller ID and answers with an "I guess you're calling for your mother?"
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#3 When you're at a wedding and someone whispers, "Aren't they just perfect for each other?"
#4 When a brand new Mom croons, "Isn't this the cutest baby you have EVER seen?"
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#5 When your kid makes dinner and asks, "Does it taste good?" with those big, hopeful eyes.
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#6 When anyone, ever, asks, "Well, how old do I look?"
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#7 When that annoying coworker gushes, "Don't you just love working here?"
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#8 When someone you love asks, "Am I the best you've ever had?"
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#9 When that ambitious friend asks, "What'd you think of my poem/screenplay/novel?"
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#10 When your chronically unemployed sibling asks, "Is your company hiring?"
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#11 When that person you just met gasps, "Wanna hang out this weekend?"
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#12 When pretty much anyone asks, "Can I get a ride?"
#13 When someone drones on and on and then demands, "Did you hear what I just said?" out of nowhere.
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#14 When you're totally not on your way and you get an, "Are you on your way?" text.
#15 When the friend who ordered the bottle of wine for the table asks, "Do you mind spotting me?"
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#16 When that friend of a friend wants to know, "Can I crash on your couch?"
#17 When you're having a really bad day and some cheerful bastard asks, "How are you?"
