17 Things You Need To Know Before You Move In With A Girl

By Waleed Raza in Funny On 16th November 2015
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#1 Ladylike tendencies go out the window as soon as she gets home:

#2 She will eat more than you could possibly fathom.

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#3 Hair accessories are as abundant as hair itself:

#4 Shower times will be long:

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#5 That’s expected based on how many hair and skin products adorn the bathroom:

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#6 Half of her clothes will be put away tidily, half will be on the floor:

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#7 Once a month, your bin will fill up more quickly than usual…

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#8 It’s usually a good idea to be extra-nice to her for about a week:

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#9 Nail polish will end up somewhere it shouldn’t be:

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#10 Toilet paper will disappear more quickly:

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#11 There will be hair, so much hair:

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#12 She will own something that makes the house smell fantastic:

#13 Eventually, you’ll find a powdery disaster in your sink:

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#14 There will be shoes, lots and lots of shoes:

#15 Many of the shampoo and conditioner bottles in the shower will be empty:

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#16 She will try to prove her domestic she is, and fail miserably:

#17 You’ll see her in her natural form.