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#1 “Shove a coffee at me.”
#2 “There is a big possibility that I’m currently sleeping with my eyes open.”
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#3 “It’s still too early for me to walk, clearly.”
#4 “MY EYES WILL JUST STAY OPEN AND AWAKE UNTIL MY SOUL IS ALSO OPEN AND AWAKE.”
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#5 “Here’s hoping this almond will do the ol’ wake up trick.”
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#6 “School can wait, right? Like, I don’t need to graduate on time in order to be successful.”
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#7 “My bed is the only one who understands me, yet I never give it enough attention. Alas.”
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#8 “NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I WANTED JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES OF SLEEP.”
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#9 “I’m not sorry for saying your shoes look stupid, Cheryl. You should be sorry for speaking to me this early in the morning.”
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#10 “Good thing I slept in my clothes last night. Less prep work. Less brain power needed.”
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#11 “Back. Away. From. The. Bed. Slowly.”
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#12 “I prooooooomise I’m ready to go to work. It just takes some tiiiiiiiiiime for me to wake up.”
#13 “Two buns are sleepier than one bun because two buns didn’t sleep none.”
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#14 “You kidding me? Get that decaf outta my face.”
#15 “I had a dream I was a millionaire whose whole house was one giant bed.”
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#16 “Just let me doze here for a quick sec, OK? Getting my day going is a whole process.”
#17 “WHY CAN’T I SNOOZE MY ALARM JUST BY SCREAMING AT IT?”
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#18 “Morning hikes are bogus anyway.”
