18 Reasons You'll Never, Ever, Ever Find A Job After College!
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 15th September 2015
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#1.Because this was your Calculus professor
#2.Because this is how you wrote papers
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#3.Because this sounds like the best possible plan
#4.Because why bother learning anything when Google exists?
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#5.Because this is SO ACCURATE
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#6.Because 0% of things you learned will actually help you in the real world.
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#7.Because you can't even get one in college. Looking at you, Nancy.
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#8.Because professors have destroyed your trust in authority figures.
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#9.Because you'll be too broke to have the time to find a 'real' job.
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#10.Because as soon as something starts to make sense, it quickly stops.
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#11.Because, admit it, you still have to use your fingers when you count.
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#12.Because job hunting sites suck.
#13.Because without Google, you are lost.
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#14.Because you've become apathetic.
#15.Because somehow, college was the easy part.
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#16.Because this was how college 'helped' you
