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#1 And that sports are just opportunities for life threatening injuries.
#2 And they creep on your texts, hoping to find the words “sex” or “drugs”
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#3 You rarely get sick because no germ or dust particle escapes your mom’s wrath
#4 But at least things get better when you’re older, right?
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#5 And they ravage your belongs for anything potentially incriminating
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#6 So she tried to convince you to stay close by.
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#7 and you better believe punishment is coming
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#8 They add “extra security measures” to your car
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#9 You were taught that every man over the age of 35 was a potential sexual predator.
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#10 But they don’t exactly help your cause.
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#11 But in the end, you know it’s because they love you.
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#12 When you drive, any tiny mistake leads to a 3 minute lecture about traffic safety.
#13 Even though you are on vacation, you have to be within 5 feet of an adult at all times.
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#14 But they don’t exactly help your cause.
#15 So you can’t help but love them back!
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#16 When you finally get a date to the dance, it looks like this:
#17 As if trying to find romance wasn’t hard enough, they manage to make it impossible.
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#18 They are the reason you can never do anything “crazy” like go to social gatherings where a single member of the opposite sex is present.
