18 Text Conversations With People Who Don’t Have Time For Your Lame Attempts At Flirting
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 3rd November 2015
Flirting, especially via text message, is a minefield.
Don’t come on too strong, too soon; don’t pester but don’t be too cold; don’t ask mundane questions, be interesting – the potential pitfalls are many and varied, and we’ve all fallen in our fair share of Sarlacc pits.
Rest assured, though, whatever bad replies you’ve received after attempting to flirt pale into insignificance when compared to this lot. These guys were town a new one, emotionally – here are 19 flirting fails that will make your flirting game look significantly more promising.
#1 There’s a limit to playing it cool…
#2 Cereal killing the vibe.
#3 Could take a little time.
#4 Do I make you horny baby? Do I?”
#5 That’s s*x chat to a geographer.
#6 He pulled out the raisin line, it didn’t go well.
#13 Well, at least she was definitely in the shower in that pic!
#14 Just continuously reply with a chloe image to annoy a person.
#15 Memes are now a great way to reject someone’s flirt message.
#17 This is what you get – a Bill message – when you flirt text me.
