18 Times People Humorously Summed Up Life In 30's

Honestly thought my 30s would involve way less acne, and yet here we are

— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) July 6, 2018

Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s

Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks

— Your Best Friend (@SortaBad) October 4, 2016

Dating in your thirties is like, “so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?”

— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) February 2, 2020

HUNGOVER IN YOUR 20s

[takes tylenol and goes about the day]

HUNGOVER IN YOUR 30s

[writing letter] Dearest Penelope, I fear this may be the final time I am blessed to feel the warmth of the sun upon my breast. I grow more weary by the moment, and prospects for survival are slim

— Your Best Friend (@SortaBad) February 1, 2020

Where is the TED Talk on how to make friends in adulthood? I would watch the TED Talk. I need that TED Talk

— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) May 18, 2018

Yelling at your party guests in your 20s: "YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT PUKE OR THE LANDLORD IS GOING TO FLIP!"

Yelling at your party guests in your 30s: "STOP CLEANING THE DISHES, TONY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER. GO HAVE FUN, YOU CONSIDERATE ASSHOLE."

— Brad Frost (@brad_frost) April 4, 2019

you can gauge the passage of time and age by how scary it is to fall down the stairs. when you’re like 12, your rubbery little skull bounces merrily off the concrete, but when you’re in your 30s, you trip two steps and think “this is it, this is how it ends”

— Ryan Boyd (@ryandroyd) February 15, 2020

by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags

— vytas? (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018

Welcome to your 30s. You now have Home Advil and Purse Advil.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 7, 2017

Your 20s: "no regrets, no looking back!"

Your 30s: "my lower back!"

— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) April 7, 2019

Adult friendships :/ pic.twitter.com/7BgCgZZPzZ

— Anum Rashid (@AnumRashid25) June 21, 2018

I never thought I'd be in my 30s arguing with a naked toddler over whether or not she can wear fairy wings in the bathtub, yet here we are.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2017

some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore

— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 6, 2018

People in their thirties discussing TikTok: pic.twitter.com/qFYi7BDaFi

— Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) December 31, 2019

At some point in your 30s your left knee just goes “nah” and there’s nothing you can do about it

— Zahra (@southasianaf) February 18, 2020

Staying at home:

(v.) • A punishment in childhood but a blessing in adulthood

— لجين حمد ال إبراهـيم (@L_Alibraheem) February 14, 2020

watching king of the hill now and seeing four adult friends who consistently find the time to quietly enjoy each other’s company and drink feels utopian

— giabuchi (@jaboukie) July 24, 2019

Fun thing about adulthood: you don’t have to stay around people who treat you like crap.

— Chaquevia Monai’ ♥️ (@churchgrlnxtdr) February 18, 2020