18 Times Reading The Instructions Just Made Things Much Worse

By Waleed Raza in Funny On 3rd November 2015
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#1 #ThugLife

#2 That’s gonna hurt.

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#3 Cold turkey.

#4 Would this happen to be a “massage” parlour?

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#5 Must be an unusual instrument…

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#6 That’s a kind offer but I’ll pass, thanks.

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#7 Every FOUR hours??

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#8 I thought this was a children’s toy.

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#9 That’s what she said.

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#10 Is this some new form of payment?

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#11 I’d rather call 911.

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#12 But who else is gonna enjoy my burnt toast?

#13 A glitch in the Matrix.

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#14 Easy does it.

#15 Make sure you snapchat it first.

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#16 Too late.

#17 That’s a very demanding banana.

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#18 Just don’t take these instructions too literally.