18 Very Funny Millennial Christmas Tweets

Your mother doesn't want some garbage department store Christmas present, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial.

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 25, 2019

“wHy ArEn’T MiLlEnNiAlS bUyInG hOmEs?!!?”

because i’m too busy ebaying old mcdonald’s xmas ornaments, SHARON pic.twitter.com/Al0DtNP988

— vm ❊ (@tentwentysixpm) November 24, 2021

millennials watch a non-muppet adaptation of A Christmas Carol challenge

— Anna Stonebrook (@AnnaStonebrook) December 13, 2022

My new hairbrained theory: Nostalgic feelings for the Muppet Christmas Carol is the defining trait on whether you're Millennial or Gen X.

— Michael Sweeney (@mikesweeney) December 5, 2023

Stop asking millennials what we want for Christmas ~ the answer is financial and emotional stability, thank you.

— Christina Huynh (@christinajhuynh) December 13, 2018

The true tell of the Millennial v. Gen Z/cusp divide lies in one’s knowledge of the Justin Bieber Christmas album

— mele (@melgirm) December 3, 2023

The last time millennials were happy was opening an N64 on Christmas.

— a. Benjamin (@a_benjamin) December 25, 2021

As a true millennial, i’m gonna spend at least 1 xmas day setting up a password manager for my parents 👍

— Eline Muijres ✨ (@ElineMuijres) December 24, 2021

Millennial Xmas Carol

🎶 last Christmas I yeet you my heart
and the very next day
You ghosted me, bae🎶

— Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (@Buffalojilll) December 24, 2018

Millennials will be 90 years old and still be quoting the vine of the person saying merry christmas in increasingly silly ways

— Ari (@orionsfannypack) December 25, 2022

I saved enough for a modest house deposit by not eating avocados all year! Then I blew it on sending Christmas cards to non Millennial relatives, buying a single book of first class stamps.

— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) December 10, 2018

My boomer dad complains about Millennials a lot so I got him an avocado toast Christmas ornament 💁🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/x45xWmvrFT

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) December 25, 2019

Feeling very millennial right now considering my Christmas list has three separate dogs I want to get gifts for.

— Michelle (@flamingtortugas) December 3, 2023

I like to claim I'm not a millennial, but last night my wife and I looked into renting a Christmas tree.

— Hortichris (he/they) the kiwi fruit enjoyer (@hortichris) November 20, 2019

being a millennial or gen Z on Christmas means getting and receiving at least 20 texts saying “merry chrysler”

— klaudia || from the river to the 🌊 🇵🇸 (@kaludiasays) December 25, 2019

Millennials don’t get enough credit for not killing Christmas cards.

— Emilee Romano (@MonoChz) December 13, 2022

Baby boomers: Millennials are selfie obsessed narcissists.

Also baby boomers: *sends physical Christmas cards detailing successes of entire family with professional photos to everyone they’ve ever met*

— Andy Verderosa (@andyverderosa) December 26, 2017