#1
Cereal makes a great meal any time of the day
#2
Where the best pizza, coffee, and cheap wings can be found
#3
The ability to take notes while also checking your Facebook, Twitter, Email, and Texts
#4
You should always stop two drinks before "just one more drink..."
#5
Sleep is more important than you once believed
#6
Freshman 15 is actually a thing. You can't escape it.
#7
Anything can be turned into a drinking game
#8
If you're going to drink cheap alcohol, never mix it with cheaper Mexican food. Ever.
#9
Whatever it is, you will always find a way to get it done
#10
A frat party will be exactly how you expect it to be
#11
Only chumps pay full price for text books.
#12
Your profs are there for a reason. Use their wisdom
#13
The ability to roll out of bed seven minutes before class starts, get ready, and still make it on time.
#14
Quarters are more precious than gold, and when you have them, it's like....
#15
Showers are not as important as you once believed
#16
You can survive off Ramen noodles
#17
You should never burn bridges because you'll never know who is really awesome at Chemistry.
#18
You should never use your favorite non-alcoholic drink as a chaser/mixer.
