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19 Hilarious Secrets Of The Girl Code

By Sughra Hafeez in Life Style On 17th September 2016

When it comes to girl on girl interaction — okay that sounded bad, let's start again. When it comes to the sisterhood of ya ya traveling period pants...ughh...Okay, at this point you probably understand that girl friendships can be complicated things to describe, female bonding, sisterhoods, bitchin' besties — all these terms get thrown around, but what it all really comes down to is a simple code: the girl code. Allow me to explain...

#1 In a world full of douchebags, you stick up for a sister whether you know them or not

#2 No matter what, you always respect the hair and protect the hair

If you happen to be there, it's your sworn duty to hold the hair

#3 Our best advice is often explained through similes using fictional Disney Channel characters and/or celebrities

#4 See what I mean?

5. It's a special way of communicating

Honesty is important to us...but so are other things...

#6 To hell with honesty, we'll tell the odd lie if it helps a friend out...

Or gets them "nice tings"

#7 Our "bonding" time doesn't always look like an episode of Sex and The City

#8 Sometimes we even bond while taking dumps

There's never a time when talking is off limits

#9 We would never expect a girlfriend to socialize if there wasn't some intention of getting food

#10 Seriously, though...We take our food very seriously

#11 Food truly holds a sacred place within the girl code

Not even matrimonial bonds can break the girl code...

#12 She might be his wife, but she'll always be your girlfriend

#13 Sisters before misters is a pledge we live by

Or my personal favorite, chicks before dicks

#14 One of the things that define true girlfriends is the ability to feel comfortable bragging about your promiscuity

A gentleman may not kiss and tell, but if he asks a girl to pee on him during sex, all her girlfriends will know.

You might even pick up some tips during these tell-alls...

#15 Instructional sex talks over food...you had to know this was coming

#16 We understand the importance of the selfie

And we'll help you get the perfect one even if that technically makes it not a selfie anymore

#17 If you happen to be attracting unwanted attention, we'll also lend a helping hand

Or two...

I've had a few girlfriends who never understood the next one, but it's an extremely important part of the code

#18 You never come between a girl and her beauty sleep

EVER!

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