1. Graveyard Fun
Hey kids, welcome to the least-fun playground ever.
2. So Good It Hurts
Who wants a buttered croissant when you can have a mouthful of pain for just 85 cents?
3. Curb Your Dog
It would appear we've been confused about what "smoking" is for years.
4. Roadblock
That's one detour we don't want to take.
5. Ring, Ring
Err ...
6. Not Lovin' It
Thanks for the great deal?
7. Minor Details
Here's to following directions.
8. Life's a Beach
Because it's always tempting to light your cocktail on fire while sunbathing.
9. On Second Thought
Well, now that we've cleared that up ...
10. Say What?
That sure is some yummy firewood.
11. Gone Missing
Sounds like the coolest "dog" ever to us.
12. High Security
That's right. You show that sign who's boss.
13. Right This Way
Whatever you say.
14. Have a Seat
Free wi-fi with your baby bump? Sign us up.
15. Ready for Lunch?
Yikes. Two words that should never go together. Ever.
16. So Long, Farewell
Good thing that was already my plan!
17. Old Folks Convention
Well that's just about the most literal sign ever.
18. LOL
Something tells us this is the exact opposite of how you should react to this.
19. Say What?
I'll do my best.
