19 Inanimate Objects That Clearly Want You Dead

#1 This rose who knows your secrets..

and plans to use them against you

#2 This corkscrew wants you to bring it.

And bring it all.

#3 This terrifying pepper wants to bite back.

Do you blame him?

#4 This onion will do more than make you cry.

It'll destroy your life.

#5 These eggs seriously have it in for you.

"Eat these and they'll be your last!"

#6 This mop has different plans for Sunday cleaning hour..

and they all involve mopping the floor...with you as the mop!

#7 These pickles who are planning their escape.

Better keep that lid on tight!

#8 These guys are ready to box.

#9 . These evil slippers will never let your feet go

Never ever.

#10 This outlet has been watching you.

The plant's probably in on it, too. You can't trust anything these days.

#11 This pasta is P.O.ed.

And you're going to hear all about it...until the end of time.

#12 This kayak is so not impressed.

"Not cool, man! Not. Cool!"

#13 This greasy feast that's going to kill you from the inside out...

slowly and deliciously.

#14 This BBQ that has it out for you.

"You don't want to see me all fired up!"

#15 This roof is watching your every move...

so it knows the perfect time to fall on you.

#16 This leaf who could totally take you.

Oh you know it's true!

#17 These clouds who are deciding whether to rain down on you or not.

And they're deciding yes.

#18 This chocolate milk is plotting revenge.

Sweet, sweet revenge...

#19 This ice cream has another treat in store for you...

RUN