This is the way it has to be.
19 Reasons Why Girls And Boys Should Definitely Have Different Toys
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 31st October 2016
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#1 Because girls obviously need special globes:
#2 And it’d be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn’t have different sprinkles:
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#3 Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that’s just for them:
#4 And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it’s not pink?
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#5 Because girls obviously need different Goldfish:
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#6 And if girls didn’t have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen:
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#7 Because everyone knows girls and boys can’t use the same pens. It just doesn’t work that way.
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#8 And, I know this is a given, but of course apples need to be too:
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#9 Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn’t?
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#10 Get out of my face if you don’t think girls and boys shouldn’t have different GLUE. GET OUT:
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#11 You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female.
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#12 And EXTENSION CORDS? Don’t even get me started
#13 This is the way it NEEDS to be:
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#14 Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There’s no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY
#15 You think girls can handle these Kleenex? Yeah, right. These are KLEENEX we’re talking about here:
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#16 These are the only binoculars girls can handle. Everyone knows that.
#17 And there’s the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles:
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#18 Thermometers need to be split between girls and boys. It’s SCIENCE:
#19 And tea? TEA?!?!?!?!? TEA:
