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#1 Losing your seat every time you get up to go to the bathroom or kitchen or anywhere really.
#2 Spending half your paycheck on toys that go unused.
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#3 Getting a full night’s sleep.
#4 Being able to use your computer for more than five minutes.
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#5 Never being able to wear short sleeves ever again.
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#6 Or anything black for that matter.
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#7 Constantly feeling cat hairs on your face and never really being clean because of that.
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#8 Being able to invest in nice furniture.
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#9 Having any bathroom privacy.
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#10 Giving up a large chunk of your home to your cat’s litter box, so they get the privacy they DEMAND.
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#11 Ever having a nice, quiet, disruption-free dinner again.
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#12 Being able to keep ANYTHING on the counter.
#13 Or leave drinks unattended.
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#14 Having enough money for your own food after buying your cat’s.
#15 Letting your cat’s exercise equipment take over your living room.
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#16 Having any wall space that won’t be immediately colonized by your cat.
#17 Endless hours spent building entertaining, yet completely unnecessary, furniture for your cat.
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#18 Sacrificing your sanity when you create an elaborate costume for your cat.
#19 … And again when you make them an Instagram account.
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#20 But despite it all, you know exactly why the sacrifices are worth it.
